so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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