You're completely useless in the revolution.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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