You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just like the Real World with babies
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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