Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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