Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
i've created a new STD.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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