..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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