we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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