y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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