R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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