he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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