apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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