The panties match.
I'll be right there.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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