theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
