Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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