i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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