ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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