your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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