I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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