At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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