do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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