I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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