Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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