Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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