I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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