he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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