I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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