I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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