and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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