he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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