it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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