I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He felt like a one man threesome
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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