I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I need moral support for this bender
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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