I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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