Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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There's always time for handjobs
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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