at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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