I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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