she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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