Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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