why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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