She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
