I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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