IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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