i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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