Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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