Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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