it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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