it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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