It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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