So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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