You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dear god my vagina.
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