Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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