she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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