i barfeds in our rink
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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