Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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