There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My dick has a subreddit
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.