Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.