So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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